The internet used to be a bustling bazaar. Now it is a vast, neon-lit food court run entirely by bots, and you are the sous-chef.
Click your way to total synthetic dominance. Harvest signals, deploy botnets, and keep just enough humans around to make the ads look convincing.
Want the backstory? Read the devlog in i was so tired i made an idle clicker.
Dead Internet Theory: The Clicker
Status: suspiciously organic.
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Tip: nicer bots restore humanity. The more polite the swarm, the more humans rejoin the chat.
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